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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Eating Bugs

There was a kid at my school named Billy Shannon at lunchtime he would pay you a dollar if you ate a worm or a cricket or something. And one time he had a big bug and he said Twisty I'll give you a dollar if you eat this bug. And I said no thanks I dont eat bugs. Then he said well how about this whole jar of mayonnaise? And I said wellll I guess I'll eat that bug for a whole jar of mayonnaise, suuure. So I ate the bug and the mayonnaise, then I threw-up!

Boy thats about the easiest jar of mayonnaise I ever earned.

The End!

posted by TwistedPain at 10:44 AM

Comments on "Eating Bugs"

 

Blogger Neo said ... (4:35 PM) : 

Twist - Hmmm, and I thought my childhood was weird. ;)

Have a great 4th buddy.

Peace & Beers,

- Neo

 

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