Insert Smile Here (regardless of your real feelings)

Ok, I know I havent been here all week. I have a great excuse I really do! Ok, I don't. My life hasnt been any worse than its been in the previous months that I did post during so no excuse. I did have a really bad day on Wednesday but I handled it exceptionally well considering. I left work only to find something catching my eye in my back yard as I drove past. It was my gas can. Bright red sitting there outside my storage closet door mocking me with it's bright 'reddery-ness'. "Well damn, the roomate left the storage door open after mowing the lawn." I circle around also fearing worse. I mosey back there to find that my $270 lawnmower and $130 weed 'whacker' missing. My blower that someone had given me (not working condition yet) AND my brand new (never been used) Skil' saw also missing. "Stupid #%$&*#$S!" I rolled my eyes and headed on in to work. Nothing I could do at that moment. Called the police when I got home and filed the report. Nothing has turned up at the local pawn shop yet. Spoke to a detective this morning who had thought he found something but turns out it wasnt mine. I hate people that break into and/or steal shit from others because the sorry MF are too lazy to work for their own shit. I dont hope they get caught. I hope they lose a hand or foot to the lawnmower, THEN bleed out a slow death. I wish no lighter than that. I dont care if they are 13 or 30, I'm sick of this kind of BS. But again, I handled it well on the outside. I smiled and carried on my day and up until now, only getting progressively more pissed because my yard is starting to look like a jungle. Idiots! My long lost family... Have you seen me? Call my fasha! -Sigh -Twisty