A Sad Death In History

I havent been on here much lately and mostly have been writing for my new WoW related blog however, something drug me out of the slump for one post before I return to my slumber. Death is always worse towards the end of the year. Last year a good friend of mine was KIA in Afghanistan, a month later my grandfather on Thanksgiving day but this year its a little bit different. I cannot really say that a 'friend' of mine died but something that equals that has been put to rest. There is a link at the bottom of my page that I shall not remove although as of yesterday has become a 'dead link'. A friend in which I would say has made a great impression on me as well as my desire to write in a different way at times has decided to give up his canvas. His canvas being the portal to the world he used to write not only the greatest 'bringing it home' kind of writings but some of the best writing I've ever written in the story form. Just Bring It. I've read a lot of novels in my days on this earth from which some of the names would be greatly recognizable: Dean Koontz, Stephen King, and Anne Rice are my favorites. Neo would rank up there with these three if I had but a contest to enter all 4 in as well as others I have read. The link will remain at the bottom right of my page forever or for a long while if not for anything else but to serve to my memory and his impression that was left there. Neo: If you read this brother know that you are missed. But you are not gone so I can only say for sure that your 'work' is missed. Please let me know how to obtain access to your next 'canvas' that you decide to bless the world with. I am here and if you need anything/one then let me know. Goodnight Mr. Neo, Goodnight Just Bring It, Goodnight to all. -Twisty

Hoorah

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes....?" MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN.

Headlines From The Year 2029

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. -As usual, it was your pleasure..... -Twisty...