Funny isnt it?

HARSH YOU SAY? 1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, and all government business will be conducted in our language. 2. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote, no matter how long they are here. 3. Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office. 4. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, nor any other government assistance programs. 5. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. 6. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be ok, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed to own waterfront property. That property is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country. 7. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no "bad-mouthing" our president or his policies. If you do you will be sent home. 8. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail. Harsh, you say? The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of "MEXICO!" Powered by ScribeFire.

No Smoking

If you've worked tech support you've seen days like this: Technician: Hello. How can I help you today? Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer... Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply... Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files... Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it... Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command... For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician's efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded... Technician: I'm sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there's an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem... Customer: I knew it! Technician: Just add the line 'LOAD NOSMOKE.COM' at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes... About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer... Customer: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking... Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using? Customer: MS-DOS 6.22... Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of DOS doesn't include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out... When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again... Customer: I need a new power supply... Technician: How did you come to that conclusion? Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply... Technician: What did he tell you? Customer: He said my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE... Powered by ScribeFire.

Ok, Now Oakland.

I've picked up my 'pen' instead of my sword and I march with my country in order to protect the rights that we have that we are slowly losing. This fight will long and dirty but I am here. Oakland is now in my cross hairs. Please read why. This country needs to not turn a deaf ear to this. Ignorance is too broad and not enough people know of the war that is hitting our streets NOW much less the bigger ones that are coming. Other companies that are in my cross hairs and DNS (Do not support) list are: Home Depot (why) Bank of America (why) Wells Fargo (Sad because I actually like them, but now will be sacrificing decent loan rates because my accounts will be closed when paid off and not re-opened) I vow not to turn this place into a political battleground but this isnt political to me, this is us losing a battle and no one in the government wants to help. Money talks, or lack thereof so boycotts can make a difference. Please help, and take the time to read. -Twisty Powered by ScribeFire.

StumbleUponable

I'm not Digg'able but I am StumbleUponable: For those of you using Firefox, you may have seen it. It is a kick ass program that lets you pick different categories that you like then click 'Stumble' and it will randomly 'stumble' to a page that a user has defined as 'cool' and based on your chosen categories.

Our Borders Are Becoming A Laugh

Ok, although some think I may be all about senseless acts of random violence... I'm not. However, I AM for capital punishment and all this liberal whining and this 'sue-happy' nation is crushing everything we are and stand for. Take the following article for example. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070424/ap_on_re_us/border_patrol_shooting_2 I am not sure whether or not A or B was right or wrong. What I DO know is (A) was breaking a law, breaking into our country and not doing 1 single legal thing. Just like if as if (A) was breaking into my house. I'd get sued for protecting myself or my property. There are numerous cases right now before the courts where border agents, doing their jobs have shot at, injured or killed ILLEGAL aliens resisting arrest... (not just running but resisting) Some have even shot back or lured our agents on high speed chases (with trucks full of drugs) and who gets in trouble? Our border POLICE. Pretty soon two things WILL happen. 1) Our agents just like a lot of our police officers are going to be afraid to do their jobs in fear of being sued or sent to prison and 2) The Mexicans that do not want to become LEGAL citizens will be laughing at our security knowing they can get away with whatever they want. Which one of those sounds good for us? Neither? Oh my, maybe you do agree... There is already one agent in prison for shooting at an illegal that led them on a high speed chase (carrying a LOT of illegal drugs), was carrying something that seemed 'gun-like' and shot at the suspect leaving an injury not death. He was sued, fired, arrested, and hung out to dry by our government. Hell in a handbasket is all I'm saying people.... Sigh, Now I'm too worked up to even type. -Twisty Powered by ScribeFire.

Yes I Am

Just Mind Blowing...

For some reason this weekend I thought of doing something for someone. I am not sure what even made me think of it but I had mind to do it. The something I wanted to do is maybe design a new head banner for a friends blog, and with that said I forgot about it. (Scatter brained me.) When I arrived at work this morning and went through my daily routine for the day of catching up on a few readings (MBI, JBI, Drudge... etc.) I noticed that this person had already changed theirs. It reminded me to do it, yet leave them the total option of whether or not they actually even wanted to use it. I couldn't think of what I wanted to use, then it hit me. Use the picture that I love so much. So heres to you Jen. Take it and make it all yours if you wish. -Twisty

tVTm

My heart and prayers go out to the families and friends of all those affected by the foreign student that decided he got to be judge, jury, and executioner of his own fate and the fates of others. I quarrel with my girlfriend/wife and always have with any of them and although I've though some evil thoughts this is a bit extreme. Friends this is another case of someone biting the hand that feeds you. The killer is so far known to be an alien from the Asian area here on a VISA in order to learn. He gets into a fight with his girlfriend and voila! Also another case of someone being blinded by the pooty. (edit) He was not here on a VISA but rather had become a permanent citizen. Still chomping on the fingers if you get my drift. -Twisty Powered by ScribeFire.

Sometimes you just gotta take chances.

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Couldn't have said it better Pat.

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Illegal of the Week

Maybe I should sponsor this new theory I've been adapting for other blogs of mine. A 'blank' of the week. Only here I can support my believes and open the eyes of the ignorant (as I myself was) to this problem we are facing. Our first illegal will be: Francisco Javier Serrano The article can be found here. Synopsis: He came over years ago and in 2002 decided he didn't want to go home. (Who can blame him?) He was staying with his father and apparently had a falling out with him. He came to news when they found him living in a high school foraging for lunch food and showering in the locker room. (Semi-admirable) And others in Minnesota decided to stick up for him and help take care of their adopted Hispanic son. (Again, admirable of the people there trying to help the kid out, showing how we as Americans bend over backwards to help.) A developer gave him a place to live and hired an attorney for him. All in all, he lost and was allowed to stay until June 5th. (again us bending more to allow him to apparently finish his school.) He waved to reporters and smiled for the cameras at the airport right before he left the viewable area and ditched his plane ticket back to Mexico. (Abuse #1) Then later was found in a citizens house holding them at knife point. (Went overboard, send his ass packing after he serves the equivalent time in our jails, if applicable.) This is a small (no one really got hurt case) I tend to start small and then smack ya with the OMGWTF!?!? cases. -As usual, it was your pleasure. -Twisty Powered by ScribeFire.

An Incredible Idea

Although I cannot take credit for this one: M&M Duels Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. Powered by ScribeFire.

Illegal and pissed.

Ok, I tried to be nice... I tried to keep my cool... But now (as my good old buddy Neo would say) It is time to Bring it. I have no desire to steal that coined phrase but there is no other way to say what I feel right now, or have been feeling for the last 6 months to a year. I was doing my daily ritual of reading up on the news and came across this article that makes me sick to the core. http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=1084909 What has to happen before Americans wake the feck up? We are being invaded by people who openly say they will refuse to assimilate and are only here to make US change. I am not talking about aliens from Klingon, Russians, or the Chinese. I am talking not of Mexicans but of illegal aliens of which many due to geographical advantages are Mexican. I love people of all nationalities, color, and gender. I am not racist nor am I hard to get along with. I am however in love with my country and I see every day that it is beginning to become more and more obvious where our major issue is right now. It is illegals. For those of you that wish to make the comment 'but they are just people who...'... whatever. I will say that a lot of the people who really are planning on coming here to stay and live a better life do not want to spend their lives hiding from the government, its too much work and too stressful. They go the legal channels and they get their rewards. But let me run by you. It is illegal to sell crack, rape women or men, steal a car, set random fires, rob a bank or murder someone. notice all of them are ILLEGAL! Ok, note the first word in the term ILLEGAL ALIEN. Got me? Ok stay with me. If you are already here illegally and you are already under the radar and you are already 'good' at hiding from the police and society, then obviously breaking the law means nothing to you. So why not break some more? Remember when your parents told you that marijuana was a gateway drug? Start small and you'll find that it seems easier to get away with more? It is human nature. Ok, I will introduce you to a nice little website called NumbersUSA. This is a site that after getting a login ID and password set up you can (for free) fax your local congressmen, senators, etc with preformed opinions (which you can edit to have say EXACTLY what you want) on illegal issues and bills that are present in the legislature to sign. Stand up for yourselves Americans, you are slowly getting less rights than ILLEGAL aliens. Another site is http://www.alipac.us/ This site gives lots of good information of all kinds of statistics and wars going on HERE that you never see mentioned on the news because they are too scared to bring it! I challenge each of you to go there and just look at what I see and tell me you're still ok with it. Please put these websites out there for your readers (if you have any) and challenge them. They are all marching in the streets screaming revolution and that they promise to take our country over... Yes they are literally doing that, they have the GALL! Statistically I read about DUI's that leave an innocent person dead or hit and runs and fights and the list goes on. The ones that are mentioned guess what? They all are Latino. That doesn't make them all criminals, shit happens and there are tons of people who are here legally and have my total respect but they ALL cant be legal? And if they are.... why do they flee the scene of the accident and back to Mexico to avoid prosecution? IS THERE ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE THAT CARES? Here is an example from national news. I've got to stop for now or my head will explode. Sorry to steal your phrase Neo but I just had to bring it so to speak... and it doesn't even fit your 'cool as a cucumber' style. Powered by ScribeFire.