To Which I Will Rant....

I heard on the news this morning... that one of the Duke LaX players recently found NOT guilty and charges dismissed was enrolled at another less attractive school and playing for their team. I am not a Duke fan in the tiniest bit but I will say this... (do not read on if you are easily offended) That stupid whore ruined these boys lives. Looking for a free way out of life? These boys are from wealthy families no doubt but trying to get a free ride on a half cocked... or even a full cocked bullshit charge of rape only to be found later that you're a nasty skanky lying slutty whore is just wrong. You are free to be the skank but why take down 3 or 4 guys with you? She needs to spend about 10 years in prison. These boys will eventually get decent/good jobs and move on but will NEVER be able to rise above the stigma put on them by not only a rape charge but NATIONAL exposure. People don't pay attention to the fact that the cunt had more semen in her from guys not even mentioned and NO evidence of these guys. Or that she decided to come clean when she knew she'd been beaten by a good lawyer. They will only see that these guys 'got off' like O.J. and not relative to whether they were even guilty or not. Whore. Now at least this 1 boy cannot even go back to Duke a very prestigious school for whatever reason. Bitch. You need to rot in jail.... You wasted news time, my time, everyone's time, and these boys entire lives are ruined. Die in a Fire... skanky skankity skank skank skank! -TwistedPain Powered by ScribeFire.

Noodles

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Ducks

I'm not really having a good day at all, life is blowing up on me at home and I'm feeling serious pain in that area but here goes... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck! Powered by ScribeFire.

Much Ado....

I don't know these days. I mean so much going on and nowhere to get answers. The subject came up the other day and I begin to wonder if it is so wrong that I want something in particular. This one thing in particular is my own place. For anyone that stumbles here and says "Why, no everyone should get their own place!" Let me catch you up with this... I am married, not living with mom and pops. Now again I ask, "Is it wrong?" The statement means nothing ill towards the wife. We have our issues and all but this is 100% about me, even in a perfect marriage. I like privacy, more than one would be granted when living with someone with just a 'roommate'. I like silence, other than the sounds of the computer, TV, stereo, or dog's. I don't like being questioned where am I going or what am I doing every time I walk through the house. Dammit it drives me nuts! I'm not leaving, if I were to be 'going out' I'd friggen tell you already. Why do you need to know when I need to go take a leak or check something on the laptop. It comes with people not trusting you, with people being severely insecure, people being lonely, people being clingy, or people being downright nosy which is the one that drives me most batty. I want to be lazy. I want to be able to come home, change clothes, eat some chow, log on to WoW, play XBox, go for a walk, watch TV without people bitching about needing to do this or that, or have to complain to me for 30 minutes about stuff that I know nothing about. I don't mind hearing people rant if they need to but Jeebus! So, again, is it so wrong to want my own place? I'm not asking to be single in order to go date others, or party or anything its quite the opposite. It's to be ALONE! -Twisty Powered by ScribeFire.

Political Correctness

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." Powered by ScribeFire.

Bravo For Him

I get so sick and tired of the people of this country taking everything for granted and putting the almighty dollar first instead of the core values every American should have. This is simple people.... simple. Bravo man, bravo company, Eat my ass coliseum management! I'm not sure how widespread this franchise or business spreads but if it's in your area, please support them. This one is in Fayetteville, NC. Read here. -Twisty Powered by ScribeFire.

Lovely

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Illegal of the Week

This week's IotW is Luciano Melendres, an illegal immigrant already arrested once for DWI/DUI and released. (WHY!?!?!) He later hit a pedestrian and killed them then fled the scene. The story can be read in more detail here. Now below his article is a list of numerous situations just like his, that is your bonus this week for me not having time to do an IotW article last week. -Twisty